It's getting hott in here

By Burning Love - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

Today, I went on a date. As I hugged him, I felt tingles. As a big believer in clichés, I thought it was the tingles of falling in love. Turns out, it was my allergic reaction to his cologne. I now look like I burned my face. FML
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rhysfucker 24

At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

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magickitten 26

One fail was bad enough....stop trying to be funny.

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i_h8t_everything 12

You already wasted the first comment on a crappy joke. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE SECOND???

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jdlanam87 9

I don't get it joke 1-2 both negative marks but 3 just as cheesy all positive. Wth. Lighten up people. They're jokes

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tpm45 25

Where there is desire there is gunna be a flame.

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maebelline12 12

And where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned.

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Tobber 16

Am I only dreaming? Or is this burning an eternal flame?

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rhysfucker 24

At least he didn't ask you if his handkerchief smelled like chloroform.

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REALAfroninga 11

That's my pick up line! It really stinks when you have to carry her out of the bar!

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Ilovemysphynx 19

Well usually the tingles are in the stomach, not the face. Maybe next time op!

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Mynamewontfi 40

Nothing says love more than a burned face.

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