By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML
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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

could be worse.. could hit him every time he touches you

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ComoEsJuan 24

"Why did you break up with your boyfriend?" "He tickled me" seems legit.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

It's not like the suckiness of the situation isn't apparent or anything.

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then000bster 16

Yeah man! This is totally a fml...

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ILoveMyArm 15

Okay everybody, I think he gets the sarcasm.

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MortenM 17

If only there was a place online, where people could post short stories about things that sucked for them. Then noone would have to reply: "that sucks"

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cometkeeper00 3

I told you not to date the tickle monster. Why does Noone ever listen to me. He shall have his tickles or your soul.

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cheese_buuuurger 5

I like cheese.

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clmartinez1024 7

This was, so enlightening. Thank you for sharing you're genius with us

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

could be worse.. could hit him every time he touches you

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cometkeeper00 3

She should pee to mark her personal space/no tickles bubble

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ironichalibut 24

Plan A: step one, biologically develop an actual tickle monster. Step two, unleash it on him Plan B: Something much less cool than Plan A

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Llamassss 21

If you don't enjoy it you should talk to him about stopping or tickling you less often. In time you'll stop flinching. If he doesn't stop I would suggest to find a new boyfriend.

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ComoEsJuan 24

"Why did you break up with your boyfriend?" "He tickled me" seems legit.

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kozzard 17

#24 He refused to respect my physical boundaries, even after I explained them and asked him to stop his unacceptable behavior

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Tthug 34

Or just not dating. I don't get how some people are so set on always dating people. That's a rough life. Nothing wrong with being single for a while. It makes the relationships mean more.

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kaablam 17

#24 is greatly confusing me. I'm so ticklish myself that I can feel a tickle coming on with someone's fingers hovering over my skin.

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Durantye 8

I don't see why it has to end with a break up. Obviously he is doing it too much and needs to lighten up on it. There are a lot more stages to go through before reaching that point.

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kozzard 17

I meant #17, didn't notice I put the wrong number until just now...derp

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chosha_fml 26

#34 yes, there are other stages, and #4 already suggested them BEFORE suggesting breaking up.

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isuckwithnames 22

Some people are more dependent on other people, some people enjoy the company of other people, some just like **** buddies, some people are Ted from How I Met Your Mother.

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SouthernLady12 13

I'll call you Elmo you shall be my little tickle me Elmo

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Platyp 2

So if she's Tickle Me Elmo, is he Stop Touching Me Elmo?

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Fr0gs 15

Did we read the same thing?

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robsic66 14

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Durantye 8

That sounds like an absolutely horrendous idea.

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Soloman212 28

Well it probably happens as it is. "I swear he's not abusive! He just tickles me a lot. Also I fell down some stairs and landed on a doorknob."

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DanielleinDC 33

Obsessively tickling someone to the point where she flinches whenever her boyfriend touches her IS abusive. OP, did you ever ask your boyfriend to stop tickling you? If so, and he didn't stop, THAT is abusive. It's a clear disrespect of your boundaries.

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alice_18 16

9, I think that is the reason that this is an FML. She doesn't want everyone to think she is abused.

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davidpropert 32

... Or she could just ask him to tickle her less

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illegalbeagle69 23

Hopefully if you're around your family and you flinch they don't think he beats you

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