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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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gxfu 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

don't lie, that's hot.

daniisme 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:42

at least you know urine his heart :D

Comments

Raiden_Franz 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:11

LOL at #38 xDDDD

shawleigh17 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:17

I'm sorry... it might be a guy thing, but he can hold it long enough to go after the shower if his girlfriend is in there with him... That's disgusting. If my boyfriend does it, I have no idea, nor do I really care to know. He just better not do it while I am in there, because I will be disgusted, and any chance of him getting laid are out the window, because now all I can think about is being dirty, and needing to get clean...

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:20

hey some girls are turned on by getting pissed on. maybe he was just testing the waters...

justjayit 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:23

Everyone pees in the shower, but on another person? Maybe he needs better aim. Personally, I would get disgusted if he just pissed AROUND me in the shower. He can do that when he's alone, yugh.

Jenny_25 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:23

Warm water makes you pee, thats why they have that trick when your friend is sleeping you put their hand in warm water and they piss in the bed. But the fact that he did that when you in the shower is gross he could of atleast taken a piss before taking a shower with you.

raeraex3 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:26

completely agree with #42

YerPal 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:27

When I was at summer camp in junior high, an older boy pissed on several people's legs in the communal shower, including mine. We didn't like it.

Misanthropist 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:27

If you're confortable with each other it shouldn't be a big deal. People pee in the shower, get over it. If you're dating a preppy Hollistard like #42, dump them and find someone that realizes that. Be glad he didn't piss all over you in bed.