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By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

don't lie, that's hot.

daniisme 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:42

at least you know urine his heart :D

Comments

csigabajnok 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:20

Tell him to go back to his cave... if he pees alone, that's fine. If he pees with you in the bathroom, still fine! But pissing while you're standing next to him: utterly gross!

Zooma_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:22

Well, considering this is your "new boyfriend" you clearly deserve this one. Before going out with him, you should have realized that he is a creep who pees in the shower. Nobody does that except freaks. So, all things considered, you're an absolute idiot who has no sense of judgement, especially when it comes to your boyfriend. At least he did not shit on your head or in your mouth, that would be worse. You're an idiot- Zooma

jSOPURE 3

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:25

I used to pee all the time while my girlfriend and I were in the shower. It didn't bother her. But then again, she is an ex. :X

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:27

Zooma - I think I've seen you on this site before? And I remember the other comment being overly agressive as well. What went wrong in your life that made you so bitter?

Mnemic 5

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:30

Hmm, pee is more steril then spit so a tongue kiss is actually dirtier. #6 I wouldn't mind if a woman would pee on me under the shower. I think it would turn me on even. Peeing lady's are sexy. :-P

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:30

As a guy, I can conclusively say that this is wrongwrongwrong. Is any guy on here honestly telling me that they would be happy to piss in the water they're washing in? Directly down the drain is forgivable. In the water is not. And with your partner? Nooooooooooooooo way.

mylifesucks_alot 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:31

In a word: DISGUSTING! I'm a girl and contrary to what a prior poster has stated, I will admit that I **********, but that does NOT mean that I pee in the shower. You go in the shower to cleanse yourself. Pissing all over it is quite unsanitary. I don't know about you, but I've noticed that something about water makes me have to pee. Solution? Pee BEFORE you get into the shower! Its not that complicated and it will not throw off the rest of your day. My shower was always disgusting after my ex used it. I thought the fact that he was masturbating and not cleaning up after himself was disgusting to say the least. Thanks for giving me another (horrific) possibility to think about. Eeew!