Work: It's high school all over again - FML

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It's high school all over again

By Targeted - 01/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally made a good friend at work. My boss has given me a file note saying my friend and I are not to have our lunch break together. Apparently, others feel left out. FML

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Starlight8 14

Tuesday 31 January 2017 16:03

Ugh, you can be friends whoever you want and your boss cannot tell what to do on that. Plus, are just jealous.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 31 January 2017 16:02

How dare you make a friend? What is wrong with you?!?!! Do you not consider the feelings of others you insensitive bugger... Nope, I tried to take his side but I don't get it.

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onceuponatime456 16

Wednesday 1 February 2017 16:49

Tell you boss he is full of shit and you will eat your lunch with whomever you please!

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 1 February 2017 17:50

Do you work with kindergarteners?

DEADPOOL076 30

Thursday 2 February 2017 15:02

While this is truly outrageous and your boss should have no right to tell you who you can or cannot hang out with on your time (clocked out for lunch) you don't want to endanger your or your new friend's job. this does seem like the perfect excuse to start hanging out outside of the workday, cultivate a real friendship that might last long after you or your friend's career moves on. Good luck and shame on your fellow co-workers for complaining about being left out of your social life.

kimise 21

Sunday 19 February 2017 1:32

What the actual **** is this workplace

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