Love, Embarrassing, Pranks and Kids: It's just a prank, bro!

It's just a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 12:15 - United States - Hanover

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled, "Geronimo!" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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nerobluerose 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:09

Did she stay and appear excited?

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:09

Obviously she'll notice it was your little bro and not you ripping down your own pants and yelling 'Geronimo!'

Comments

jayisacooter 1

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:23

Always good to show your junk as soon as possible so unless you have a little dick you should have NO issue with this....if you do have a little dick you need to wear better fitting pants so that NOBODY can pull them down - nobody wants to see that shit

gofamilyguy01 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:23

I'd have wedgied that kid so bad.

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:23

Talk about breaking the ice, your brother is quite pro at it.

Cloudberry 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:32

Little brothers: trolling since the beginning of time.

geod69 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:34

First impression always the best

anniekins 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:40

Let's hope she had a sense of humor.

fortunelady 15

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:47

On the bright side, something weird like that is a great litmus test for the rest of the relationship. If she throws a fit and leaves, well, do you want a girlfriend who's that easily offended anyway? If she thinks it's hilarious and doesn't flee, she sounds like a cool girl. It's good to find out these things early on in the relationship. Nothing worse than going out with someone who has no sense of humour/takes things too seriously.

retyi43 14

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:59

also good to find out early dimensions of genitals

fortunelady 15

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:09

True too. See, OP, this is actually a very positive start to your future relationship ;)

unicornsarereal4 13

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:48

Hahahaha xD that's actually really funny hopefully she has a sense of humor but if not FYL

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 16:50

OP: Damn, uh... *Door opens* Girlfriend: Hi! Are you ready for the... *Looks down* Oh, umm... OP: Its not what you think! My brother...he... Girlfriend: I wouldn't blame your brother for your penis size. Boyfriend: :-0 I have a feeling this is another reason why this is an FML.