Love: Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting...

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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By sherryberry2013 - 10/06/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:09

Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:14

YDI for being a creeper.

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:09

Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.

Aniland 2

Monday 10 August 2009 17:58

People who use the word creeper need to go the **** up.

thereitgo 1

Monday 10 August 2009 19:51

go the **** up where and what does that have to do with #1's comment?

StingMunFizzy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:35

I have a weird feeling that the girl that wants to be screwed is like 13. Ew? O_O

crazieeli 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:28

agreed. but isn't it weird to talk about those things period? especially if they aren't even together? :/

USMC_Marine 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:15

Why because your a creeper. Op WTF you talk about him in a movie? god what's wrong with you! telling your friend every detail of who you want to **** and how nasty your probably a kid. Just die. Please. Suka

mike1921 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:30

#37 No , it isn't

delaney16 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:13

well that is kinda creeper like

Gorsbug823 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 14:34

why would you say that out loud in a public place??

PrimeStarscream 30

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Blah, blah, blah.

fadingfaith 4

Monday 26 September 2011 0:08

I know this chick who told everyone where and how she had sex with this guy she was with in my science class.

1beee 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 10:50

Uh how does talking about a guy while waiting for a movie mean something is wrong with her? And how does all this make her a little kid? Correct me if I'm wrong but I know so many 20+ year old adults who are just as pathetic and immature as a 15 year old.

1beee 3

Tuesday 11 September 2012 10:53

Oh my above comment was directed to #40

BeginnersLove 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:12

That really sucks.. :(

tandem123 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:49

It's her own fault. That's just WRONG.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:14

YDI for being a creeper.

4ube_fml 6

Monday 10 August 2009 16:14

Lol, she ****** up your mind. Nice prank !

ninja578 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:26

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classic036 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:53

its STALK....not stock. lol

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 10 August 2009 18:54

No, the guy can be the same age as the OP and the sister can be older.. duh.

tandem123 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:51

No, 13, she means stock. Making sure everything on him is organized and kept restocked.

iFruit 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:14

HAHAHA But seriously, you shouldn't have talked about that in public. What if it was him sitting behind you?

Mattfail 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:09

If she's stalking him #5 she'd know he was behind him and wouldn't have said anything

Boxingsweets 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:15

Who said she was stalking? She just went there to see a movie with her friend, and the sister was coincidentally sitting behind her. OP: YDI, you dumbass.

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Monday 10 August 2009 16:19

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spoo 24

Monday 10 August 2009 17:45

FYL due to her being behind you due to chance... but I cant blame the sister for what she did either. True she shouldn't ease drop, but i would in that situation. If you are loud enough in a theater for me to hear, I consider myself as part of the conversation.

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:08

I always eavesdrop, and I usually keep quiet. Usually. It's good to know things >:3

joethebiden 8

Monday 10 August 2009 16:19

Creep bitch. And a House fan, of all things. Double creep bitch.

iljajlm 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:25

hey! leave House out of this! House is the greatest show ever!

awkwardturtley 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:10

Ya! Why the hell does that even have relevance?! House has enough problems without you being a jerk :p

fucentarmal 1

Monday 10 August 2009 16:24

little sisters are often jealous this isn't a fyl or a ydi...take nothing from what she said.. she probably didn't even tell him...man i remember when creeper was weed, what is wrong with kids today.

awkwardturtley 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:12

older sis actually. I am one, so I know we get jealous too sometimes tho. It depends on our stupid little bros tho -_-"

Popple 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:40

I doubt the girl behind you was really his sister....she just wanted you to shut the **** up and stop talking. If the people behind you can hear every word and get so annoyed they prentend to be someone else, YDI for being a loud-mouthed bitch.

Snommelp 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:44

Agreed. It's okay to talk quietly during the previews, I suppose, if you must. But if you're talking loud enough for the person behind you to make out every word? No bueno. And seriously? In public, you decide to talk about a guy that you want to bang? Save it for a more private location, please!

skullbuster 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:08

@Popple - My thoughts exactly. Unless these people live in Mayberry or on Walton's Mountain, I doubt OP just happened to to be sitting in front of the sister of the boy she is stalking. And unless she said his name, how would the sister be so sure? Sounds like OP got punk'd into silence!