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By Fenny - 27/02/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 05:15 - Australia

Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML

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Dork

By Anonymous - 20/04/2023 03:00

Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML

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By Photos - 20/02/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML

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By ke - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

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coffeentea 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:25

I would have done that on purpose.

jackaaa 0

Friday 27 February 2009 16:21

Why didn't your friends take a half a second and say, "Hey, you have a lightening bolt on your face"???

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Lol_Chode 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:06

LMFAO hahaha #6 wow i hope you don't draw lighting bolts on your head daily thats pretty sad but entertaining for others HAHAHA

acc093 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:08

lmfao!! i literally could not stop laughing.

Radiation_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:00

I think it's cute.

mk893 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:17

ahahahha that's great :] i would totally do that... i love harry potter.

ariboo02 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:28

i love #6. if it makes you feel better, i was pregaming with some friends before going out to the bars the other week, and they were discussing which body parts they would live without if it meant they could become a wizard... or who they would kill... sooo your not the only one!

A_Camp 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:41

OMFG...That's probably the best thing I've ever heard...LOL

Hadley_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:47

The trick to having fun is to stop caring what everybody else thinks about you. I've done stupider things out in public (while being fully aware of them), and had a blast doing it.