Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

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Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
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ChasinParkedCars 0

"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

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BadLuckTuck 0

At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

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yamba_fml 0

YDI for GIVING YOUR PHONE TO HIM. Seriously, common sense much?

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Exactly. Why'd you just let him check it for you? Geez, I'd never do that because things like THAT could pop up!

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Vaetrus 0

I think she was about to read it, but he said no, took it, then read it to her. By the time she realized what might have been in the message... well, he was probably very embarrassed. He should not have been reading her messages anyway, would have been better to just keep it away from her until they arrived. And to those saying just check the sender first, he was probably handling the phone at that point. Or she didn't think the boyfriend was text that of all things.

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dx169 0

Today, I was in the car with my smoking, hot, teenage daughter (who I assumed was a virgin), when she got a text from her boyfriend. I do not allow her to read her texts or use the phone while driving so I decided to read it to her aloud. It started off with "Babe, last night was amazing. Too bad your ****** dad came home early." FML

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2gether4ever 0

WTF # 40??? okay so it's her fault for having a dad. god you guys are such idiots!!

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_srsly_fml 4

Sure, 84, because every totally normal father calls their teenage daughter "hot" and "smoking."

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heerrnia 5

This makes me picture that kid from back at the barnyard!!

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stryker0530 0

sorry honey. i didnt know wat the text would say. im not mad anymore though

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dinosaursmoo 0

^^^^^^ I highly doubt this is the OP's dad.

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x__lola 0

lmaooo embarrassment.

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ChasinParkedCars 0

"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"

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BadLuckTuck 0

At least you didn't crash and die reading that text.

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ananamoose 0

At least your dad didn't grab the wheel after reading it turn it really hard and drive you off a 300 foot cliff and at the last second jump out and stand and watch you fall to your doom

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generalsmith2 0

why would he do that retard?

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RJB 0

I think Anamoose is exageating that REDLUCKTUCk posted Atleast you didnt die(or something like that) I think hes saying who cares. The dad didnt so why bring it up. least i think lol

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theanonimouse 0

I think RJB is trying to explain something that everyone should have gleaned from reading the first two comments.

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love4bit 0

i think the onimouse is cleverly and quite hilariously pointing out the complete pointlessness and redundancy of explaining the first two comments. way to go RBJ. AHAHAH :)

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BulletStreet 0

Yeah, they crashed and died when a voice recording of her and her girlfriend having sex. "squeeze harder!" "HONEY! WHT THE HELL IS THIS?" *crash* "I can explain! See, Dad, when a woman loves a man, they grab whip cream and grab the gears and go!"

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headshotkillz 0

maybe he wanted to get in on that

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plexico 3

You had a threesome with your dad? Yuck!

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