Music, Awkward, YouTube and Work: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss picked this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt, "Hard at work, huh?" FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:59

Don't lie. It was ****, wasn't it?

Nutz321 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:58

just explain

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Myra_J_R 13

Friday 20 September 2013 2:20

This happens to me all the time. It's really annoying!

ProtoPrime 7

Wednesday 11 December 2013 5:03

Happens every time. I bet you tried to explain yourself and he just ignored you.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 December 2014 17:35

They always come by at the wrong time.

BrokenMindFrame 4

Saturday 22 August 2015 6:13

Just like parents your boss will look come by at the wrong time

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 May 2022 16:01

So you play around on Facebook at work, then jump onto FML when you get busted? You sound very productive.

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