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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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overheat 0

dude your sick. how the **** did you get the idea that humping your dog will do any good for your childhood

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Loe_307 0

I'm pretty sure it was a "pretend" humping. Pretty damn funny.

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grazynaanka 0

Do you by any chance have any common sense?

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g_rizzle_86330 0

while i understand the logic nipping the dog on the neck with your fingers would have accomplished the same thing

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happy_ness 0

omg too funny. haven't laughed this much at an FML. nice one, genius.

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stiles_fml 0

wat is wrong with you!!!!!!! haaa that i can just imagine

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wawa27 3

hahaha I love it, you need to get some serious help yo!!! But your ignorance makes for a great laugh!!!

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apastry 6

It's okay, guys, I saw the dog whisperer do it.

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zap_fml 0

... You dry humped your dog? Get off this site and see a therapist.

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