Caring, Valentine's Day and Love: It's something

It's something

By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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You deserved it 3 703

By Phoenix2115 - 26/02/2018 17:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML

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Friday 15 February 2013 13:52

The beauty of marriage

Soph0725 8

Friday 15 February 2013 13:52

Your husband sucks ._.

Comments

Geary519 20

Friday 15 February 2013 22:25

you have the best husband in the world

vikkip5 3

Friday 15 February 2013 22:58

looks like someones getting a divorce in the near future.....

Epikouros 31

Friday 15 February 2013 23:02

So you have a husband that gives you money and a romantic lover. I wish I had your problems :)

ouibijou 15

Friday 15 February 2013 23:38

And what did you get for your husband? Can't really say fyl or ydi without knowing both sides.

misslifeguard 7

Friday 15 February 2013 23:38

Leave your husband and marry the other dude

gforce715 2

Saturday 16 February 2013 2:53

U totally r gunna bang him OP

Timber147 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 3:29

Well, I would probably except it but explain to my husband that you would appreciate it more if the next time he picked it out...training takes time!

Mopmob02 18

Saturday 16 February 2013 3:47

Ding ding ding, looks like you won a replacment husband. by fileing these simple divorce papers you could enjoy him in your bed very very soon. JK, if you think the romance in your marriage has gone away you should talk to your husband about it. Sense he married you he must care for you and would do his best to make you happier.