It's something

By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 219
You deserved it 4 447

Same thing different taste

Comments

Nothing says "I don't know shit about you" like the gift of money.

I'm a little disgusted by how many people are so quick to advocate adultery in their comments. Cheating isn't going to do anything to help their marriage, and if the marriage is beyond help one should at least have the courtesy of filing for divorce before going out and banging somebody else. Not to mention, if you cheat while still married that gives your soon-to-be-ex-spouse a lot more leverage in the court system.

RedPillSucks 31
spliit_fml 8
xoxotati 1

Fml makes me not want to ever get married

Average price of a single rose on VD: $3.99 Roll of quarters: $10

RedPillSucks 31

Husband who's too lazy to go out and by a single rose for <$10 Priceless????

Relationships often make people lazy and complacent. Maybe the rose will stir it up a bit, if hubby thinks another ram likes his ewe.

KiddNYC1O 20

Please don't let me stoop this low when I'm married, please.

marlenoysis 7