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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale
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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale
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By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00
Send me the dirty photo! I'll appreciate it! I'm stuck in my cubicle all day!
Not always true. I live quite far away from my boyfriend so we send each other pictures sometimes, and nothing bad has ever come of it.
Why would you want him turned on if he wasn't near you.. Or on his way to you? I think your timing was just off.
Jfc? Never heard that one before
It means "Jesus fu**ing Christ".
The guy is definitely stupid. Unless I was in church or a funeral there is pretty much not a single time in my life where I wouldn't love it if my girlfriend teased me with a naughty pic! He needs to man up and thank god he has a good woman who would do that!
You need a new man, one that knows how to use a dictionary!
So I'm fairly new to the FML community and noticed that grammar is a really picky thing here.. Like it's almost obsessive lol
I agree with those on the spelling bandwagon. His grammar is atrocious, however, if someone told me to **** off, they wouldn't be in a relationship with me anymore. You don't talk to someone you're supposed to really like or love like that and think it's okay. I'd also beware of texting dirty photos. If that's what you want to do, fair enough, but a classy, respectable lady doesn't have to have dirty pictures sent to their mate...
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Were you upset that he told you to **** off or because his spelling was so bad?!?
No good deed goes unpunished.