It's too dark in here

By Bob smith - 19/12/2011 20:57 - Australia

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
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upyourzlolz 11

Well, that guy is in for a... One night stand.

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jillianmathers12 13

This is one of my favorite FML's!

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ThatGuyRory 9

Nothing wrong with being cautious. You never know when a big, muscly coat stand may rape you in the night.

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twofirstnames 12

Night clubs are pretty dark so I don't blame you. But sorry that's hilarious!

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graham11 14

Did he grow and shrink in size as people left or went into the bar?

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Ari1337 15

You did the right thing OP. Even though now you look like a idiot, you did the right thing.

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Mayjay122 7

Probably should go see an eye doctor or quite drinking on the job.... I think it's getting to ya dude!

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natewilson 9

The word for "eye doctor" is optometrist and quit is spelled without an E...

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graham11 14

87- did anyone ask you? Didn't think so

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thereal501 2

I asked them. I thought it needed to be said.

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