Money, Computers and Geek: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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You deserved it 15 675

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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You deserved it 3 183

By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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You deserved it 16 322

Freakout

By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - 16/04/2013 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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You deserved it 47 677

Anger management class is next door

By ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 92

By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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You deserved it 5 329

Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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You deserved it 184

Run run run

By Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 201

By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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You deserved it 68 098

By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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You deserved it 2 457

Greg516 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:04

Tell them to check the security camera to prove you didn't do it.

Seegtease 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:59

What the heck is with all of you saying he deserves it for getting in other peoples business? The other guy left. There's no way you deserve it. Maybe he wanted to look at the computer and see what was wrong with it. Sounds like he could have been trying to be helpful. Pretty stupid librarian to not know that the guy left and you came there. She obviously wasn't paying very much attention to what people looked like, either. Sucks.

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genius_man16 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:52

Why does everyone say to "Mind his/her own business"? Maybe the OP is fairly tech savvy with a computer as was thinking "hey, i'll see what's wrong and see if i can fix it" I know that's what i would have done. Jesus, people are so judgmental these days.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 8 May 2009 17:00

Toss 'em $20.00 and walk out. Library computers are equivalent to an e-Machine.

theoldGP 0

Friday 8 May 2009 17:33

yeah exactly. that's what i thought #46.. thanks for being reasonable.

Ae_hunt 0

Friday 8 May 2009 18:48

What kind of piece of shit security guard wouldn't hear that going on in a library and immediately go over and investigate? I call bullshit on this story for that reason.

UsingLogic 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:17

#49: Funny, I was in a library a few hours ago. They did not have security guards on every floor.

24788 6

Friday 8 May 2009 22:29

You can walk out next time. Security guards can't stop you.

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:44

Haha that's what you get for being so damn nosy! :P .... well i guess i shouldn't be the one to talk cuz i probably would've done the same thing xD FYL lol

fmlmod 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 4:23

Errr, since when to library's have security guards...?

carlosspicey 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 9:21

Wow... That's what you get when you are not very bright You should've just stayed away from it in the first place or Not looked suspicious or like a creeper... (which you probably naturally look like) or Calmly expalined to the security guard that you were just looking at it after the guy left