By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while giving my final speech, a bump that had been growing on my arm popped. Pus leaked through my white dress sleeve, and it smelled like death. Everyone noticed. FML
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MissEris 27

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe next time check with a doctor to get it removed beforehand or try popping it at home. :/

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Adam_Power58 16

Sorry Op , that seems like the worst thing that could happen! Hopefully not everyone noticed what actually happened or you can blame something else

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Symantha23 25

Awe that sucks OP!! But hey!! It could have been worse!

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eliwitt 9

I hope you get a bump up on your grade op

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clintml11 13

Sorry OP, that's embarrassing! On the bright side, now that you're done with that class you might not see any of those people again!

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MissEris 27

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe next time check with a doctor to get it removed beforehand or try popping it at home. :/

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sierrajo09 24

it could have been an abscess. they can form anywhere and when they pop, they pus. please do not try to pop it yourself because it can cause an infection. I have had one before that turned into a fistula (I have Crohn's disease). next time go to the doctor and get it checked out! :)

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HeartYou101 31

She could pop capillaries in her arm if she tried doing it herself and they often don't disappear easily..The doctor is the best call or finding a suitable ointment to treat it...

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Guy1009 15

You had a what?! And it was caused by Crohn's Disease?! I ask because I also have Crohn's.

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sierrajo09 24

#29 I have a fistula...an abnormal connection between two organs that forms a "tunnel". it usually starts with signs of an abscess and fever. just look it up and it will explain more.

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Adam_Power58 16

Sorry Op , that seems like the worst thing that could happen! Hopefully not everyone noticed what actually happened or you can blame something else

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enginsteve 17

Honestly, that really doesn't sound too good..

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amileah13 26

Oh my goodness how mortifying! Is everything okay?

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Lilo4life 26

I'm sure it was more obvious to you than anyone else, but next time go to the Dr before it reaches that point.

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91hayek 31

Final speech? Were they going to execute you? In that case smelling like death wouldn't be so bad. Kinda sets the mood.

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lysx84 24

Sorry OP, I do agree this sucks but there is so much you could've done to avoid this situation - YDI

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ScruffyMcHaggis 6

if I could unlike this comment more, I would.

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lysx84 24

Oh come on. Could've had it removed, didn't have to wear a white dress, could've put a dressing on it for the evening... This could have been prevented.

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