Jesus said go to sleep

By david99021 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She told me I just needed to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
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Read the bible until you fall asleep from boredom.

Apparently she thinks you need Jesus... Although I don't think he will make you fall asleep

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slimsh4dyy 8

Buy melatonin, it's a sleep pill and it's not sold over the counter so anybody can buy it. It will be in pretty much all grocery stores.

If it is not sold over the counter than you would need at prescription for it.

It can be frustrating being unable to sleep, I've gone something like 8 days without being able to sleep that freaking sucked donkey balls

Do as your mother told you, sit on the edge of her bed and read the bible through the night and wake her every time she falls asleep till she gets you some REAL help.

well reading before bed actually calms your brain down and makes it easier for you to fall asleep.....

Can't you go to the doctor on your own?

the bible is just a bunch of lies there are some churches that use a bible that dosent even have Jesus in them and they have been revised to much for them to be worth anything. plus they don't support the obvious theory of evolution.

Yeah, read the chapters on slavery, I find these particularly comforting.

GummiieBear 12

That's black religious parents for EVERYTHING. I hate that ish

OP, read out loud to your mom from Ezekiel 23 and I guarantee she'll forbid you from ever reading the bible again.