Sexism, Break-ups and Love: Joker brain

Joker brain

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML

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By phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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You deserved it 3 530

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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You deserved it 3 258

By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML

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You deserved it 2 430

By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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He studies the blade

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 11:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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elephantsarecute 16

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:02

You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.

Tsunami87 17

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:02

You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)

Comments

MsMourningStar 22

Thursday 17 October 2013 4:22

Be glad you got rid of the sexist loser. I'm a girl and I love super heroes! (Batman's my second favorite, Spider-Man is my number one lol)

Slimbo305 11

Thursday 17 October 2013 4:26

Nerdy girls that know about superheroes are Hot!!!

codexide 11

Thursday 17 October 2013 4:35

there are plenty more nerdy guys out there who will bow at your feet for having knowledge on comics.. I know it well! hit up a con and you will find a soulmate!

techintn 3

Thursday 17 October 2013 4:51

You started talking about the Court of Owls didn't you? Of course he was upset. It's ******* awesome and they haven't made it a non animated movie! In all seriousness, you'll find better. Go to a con you'd be a rockstar!

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:24

Marry Me?

blackonblight 32

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:40

Man, you missed an opportunity to start on about Batwoman, but if all your comic knowledge is from when you were a kid I'll give it a pass. Girls aren't ... Someone needs to smack this guy with a bag of Gail Simone's collected works.