Jumpy

By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
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peach_fml 0

No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself. YDI

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Audio828 2

Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.

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KoalaBek 23

You "became frightened" and pissed yourself? Are you a Chihuahua? If yes, don't fake tan, you are a Chihuahua.

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thisismyhead 25

That's really gross

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Dynamite73 25

I hate it when girls get a fake tan. You can always tell because either they look like a carrot fresh from the farm or Chester Cheetah.

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trumpy 9

ppl generally piss themselves when they are experiencing pure terror....a spray tan rly?

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DonkeyKongDaddy 13

this reminds me of that one episode from friends

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Dynamite73 25

Aw, poor baby got scared of the big bad fake tan machine. How will you ever recover? ydi

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lucasjames22 8

I cannot believe how many people on here piss themselves. ewwww

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sharond23 10

Good God. how friggin wimpy are you? and to pee yourself? pathetic

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