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By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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fatalblue06 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:12

I totally can picture that in my mind. XD

Jrefinne 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:12

I always check the back seat when I get in.

Comments

TKrisha_fml 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:50

What a thoughtful girlfriend you have.

austinkiser 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:22

wow...u can't tell the difference between a real scream and a scream from a phone? op are u that dumb?

CoconutMuffin 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:21

Ignorance is bliss

sandyandellie 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:13

unexpected. I usually keep my phone on vibrate. I would have a panic attack if it screamed rather than buzzed...

sandyandellie 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:15

my first response wouldn't be 'oh, I guess my boyfriend changed my ringtone!' but I would get serious revenge…

maddy1028 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:24

Epic!

littlesunshine_fml 9

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:25

that's real funny...

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:40

Someone was being murdered -- it was you, and it almost worked! Your girlfriend is diabolical. I'll bet she's wild in bed, but she's going to kill you ... someday. "Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Whoa-oh, here she comes. She's a man-eater..."

Truth_Nazi 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 20:57

Dude, your girlfriend is an Idiot

pimpcakes2 11

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:25

That. Is. Awesome!!! So many ideas have come to mind now... Muah ha ha ha!

no_clue_4_u 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:29

Your girlfriend rocks! That's some funny shit!

Schoenherr 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:43

And that's why people should shut their phone off or turn it on vibrate while driving.

biebette16 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:03

yah well if it vibrates in his pocket....just stick with the blood curling scream!

zombiegurl101 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:46

that sucks man... next time turn your phone off and hide it so she doesn't do that again... or change the lock code on it to something she can't guess.