Family, Wake up, Funny how? and Scary: Just a prank, bro

Just a prank, bro

By unlucky dudebag - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw while wearing hockey masks. FML

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Feverrotes 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 22:20

Sometimes, I wish these comments would get buried instead of modded. It's human nature ---- it makes me want to know what was said that was soooo inappropriate.

fearthereaper79 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:16

You should wake them up tomorrow morining by punching them in the face.

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Pawned71 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:43

nice family got there

ErinKidCannibal_fml 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:58

GWAF

freybay 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:25

bahahaha! cute.

spec2662 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:04

that's hilarious, I would have pissed myself! ROFL

hawk515 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 11:56

can't stop laughing

insanesna1l 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:03

did they then offer you a slice of brownie?? you watched the simpsons before posting didn't you?

smiley62060 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:32

hahaha..

wtfcammelcheese 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:44

awesome btw wat did freenuggets say that cud get moderated that fast

funtoon 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:13

they i think someone won the americans funniest homemade video with that chain saw one XD

joesterjoe 7

Monday 31 January 2011 3:54

that was in afv

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