Family, Wake up, Funny how? and Scary: Just a prank, bro - FML

Just a prank, bro

By unlucky dudebag - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw while wearing hockey masks. FML

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Feverrotes 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 22:20

Sometimes, I wish these comments would get buried instead of modded. It's human nature ---- it makes me want to know what was said that was soooo inappropriate.

fearthereaper79 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:16

You should wake them up tomorrow morining by punching them in the face.

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Sammansix 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:23

Like father like son.

ohmek 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:23

Man your lucky. When i wake up there is no one there to greet me.

Gunz24 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:24

sleep with a .45 under your pillow. works for me. no one even knocks on my door when they need me. they just call. lol

ahriel 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:27

classic.. "BART WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?" (I can't believe this wasn't posted already, hooray for Simpsons and pranks :D)

MCRpoison2016 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:51

AWESOME

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:52

Lol what if your bro lost control of the chainsaw and it totally cut off your leg off or something? Now THAT would be an FML.

FriscoKidz 10

Saturday 29 January 2011 22:09

classic!

gnrgirl09 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 22:09

Lol poor you. I would have shit myself.

STP907 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 22:51

doc, that was great

saleha97 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 23:39

hahaha #14

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