Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Carlyyy 0

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

Comments

FYL because I have no idea what she could have possibly meant by "I love ditto," if not Pokemon. YDI for saying "Ditto" during hooking up.. not too sexy.

Ang517 0

You Should of been like, Ditto?. girl i got onyx in my pants. LOL, but thats funny. FYL

kmgentil 0

hahaha u could b having sex right now but instead your wrinting an FML

whyme_ss 0

hahahaaa omg that is exactly what my friend would say in that situation

dg72592_fml 0

HAHAAHAHA you suck mannnn i think she was saying she likes the word ditto? maybe? this whole foreplay dialogue is weird as ****

Two questions: 1. Why would she say "I love ditto"?! I see some people in the beginning of the thread (didn't read all the comments) mentioned the movie Ghost. I haven't seen it in years but I don't remember that line... What does it mean? 2. OP, that was a totally inappropriate comment to make during sex, -completely- unromantic and unsexy. In fact it's downright disturbing. Not only would my mood be ruined if I were her, I'd probably break up with you altogether and find an adult.

ILoveJace01 0

I'm sorry, but mentioning Pokemon at a time like that? YDI. And how old are you?

Way to kill a mood. Why're you even thinking about that when you're doing the Dew? And this is coming from a Pokemon fan.

SmittyJA24 26

Re-reading this again... MAYBE she was saying, "I love-d-it-to". Duh. I still don't understand a NORMAL FRIKKIN ADULT mentioning Pokemon in this situation.