Awkward, Harry Potter and Transportation: Just Slytherin

Just Slytherin

By GrLifeusx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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You deserved it 58 870

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 354

You deserved it 1 193

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 436

You deserved it 4 496

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 720

You deserved it 3 950

Expelliarmus!

By icybrent94 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 295

You deserved it 41 198

Snek

By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 651

You deserved it 48 209

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 821

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 650

You deserved it 2 923

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 670

You deserved it 9 996

Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

Comments

shimmyya88 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 14:10

sorry, responded to the wrong fml.

npk88 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 14:11

Your brother's should be by in the flying car to pick you up any minute! Too bad Hermione wasn't with you....you guys could have made sweet sweet love while waiting all isolated

PsyPako 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 14:35

Why didn't you try some trick like "Spectrum Patronum" or something else??? Next time don't forget your flying broom... :P

cab227 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:26

it's expecto potronum and it keeps dementors from harming you

Emily9352 13

Friday 20 July 2012 1:43

Seriously? Read the books, ass.

jellycorn 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 2:30

*expecto patronum.

KatPlaysMC 14

Monday 16 March 2015 3:51

You've never read Harry Potter have you? I mean you probably just watched the movies.

wtf_kay 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:02

hahahahha, this made me laugh so much. i'm going to say you deserved it, because, as #1 said, if you'd just brought your wand with you, you could have apparated right out of there.

lolololcheese 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:06

I love harry potter fmls for the sole reason that they mention harry potter. and you weren't wearing anything normal under the robe? I'm agreeing your life is f-ed because I love harry potter.

Puolukka 4

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:23

@PsyPako It's "Expecto Patronum" ;) but yea you're right...he should have done what someone else posted on here a couple of days ago...tried to use a spell*lmao* I think this is so hilarious...I love Harry Potter too though... :)

Hgm09 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:37

How difficult is it to take off a robe? Ron's not really a remarkable looking character, so you didn't have to look out of place at all. Plus, if you're enough of a fan to go to a convention, then you should be damn proud to be dressed like that.

Xinxinix 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:38

Lol, I would've stopped and picked you up. Although, I would've also asked questions if I did pick you up. Things like, "What magic can you do?" or, "Isn't Hogwarts the other way?".