Awkward, Harry Potter and Transportation: Just Slytherin

Just Slytherin

By GrLifeusx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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You deserved it 58 869

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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Expelliarmus!

By icybrent94 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

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You deserved it 41 194

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By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:23

Should've brought your wand.

zachhh 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:54

stupid muggle.......

Comments

infectedToasterr 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:30

I don't see why no one would stop to pick up a WEASLEY. I mean REALLY, I would've gotten out and given you a hug! D:

jardinteylor 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:42

i agree with 21. Ron is probably my favorite.

djtelekinesis 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:51

I mean, I love Harry Potter as much as the next person, but maybe bring a change of clothes in case of emergency and/or SAF (single attractive female)? Shoulda gone with the Firebolt.

thebaroness1984 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:03

Change at the convention so you don't scare normal people. I'm not one of them, by the way.

SorryYouSuck 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:10

You could have made this entry shorter by saying, "Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention. FML."

Commander223 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 18:27

sorry. meant to thumb up. harry Potter sucks dick!

spazzychild 12

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:32

That might earn you my dear, a damnation to hell.

bridgetheartsyou 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:01

awe. that sucks. did you make it to the convention at all? it would suck if you didn't.

wolfy_fml 5

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:09

Should have called for the Knight Bus!

soccer15 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:16

whats that spell harry uses to fight the dragon with his firebolt? Accio Firebolt or whatever? not gonna lie i wouldve seen you, driven by, dressed up likeharry and came back to pick you up. go Harry Potter!

lamarr 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:28

i would've picked up ron weasley

McNerdy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:48

This made my day. You definitely should have taken off the robe if it was bothering you that much, but you probably went traditional. Don't worry. I think I'm having an FML moment because I DON'T get to go to a Harry Potter convention.