Stuck on Amber

By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
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dickinabox 0

Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S

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dickinabox 0

Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S

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DamionDude 0

Sounds like Joe Jonas.. S4UB!!!!! lol and no, I don't like the Jonas brothers, and no its not my fault ur adopted.. I'm just doin ur mom

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DynamicDave 11

The Jonas brothers suck. But your pic made me lol for real!

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RebeccaRFT 18

Why does everyone want to be broken up with over text? I mean, I don't want to be broken up with face to face, cause I'd definitely cry and it's humiliating. The next day, of course, or when I have calmed down, I'd like a face-to-face conversation to ask why, but I don't really get the whole 'you're a douche if you break up over text'

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mcmSparks7 5

Says the one who's FML username is "dickinabox". Stay classy mate ?

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mcmSparks7 5

Says the one who's FML username is "dickinabox". Stay classy mate ?

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mcmSparks7 5

Says the one who's FML username is "dickinabox". Stay classy mate ?

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ozac 0

you're better off. if you get broken up with in a text, he obviously has no class, and never graduated high school, and is a douche of a scaredy cat when he has to confront something to someone. get over him and look for a new guy.

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shehzeenahmed 0

wow, your obviously better off. good riddance for you.

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SA23 0

Wow deep thoughts in your description

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lilkatana 0

That's terrible... also why is there so much texting to ask ppl out/ have sex/ break up on FML...

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kisskiss_fml 0

u should've went out and got a green shirt and went back after knocking the douche on his ass. who breaks up thrugh a text message it just shows that he has no balls or the intiative to be a man to do it face to face

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Dalarsco 0

I wonder if the host is a Trekkie making comments on monogamy.

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angelgrl01 0

that really sucks that's the worst way to break up w/ a person through a freaking text...believe me I know. He should of had the courage to do it face to face

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sunshyne84_fml 0

both of u are losers for goin to a stoplight party

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