Intimacy, Sex, Marriage, Wanker and Frustration: Just tradwife things

Just tradwife things

By Fapmaster - 07/01/2023 03:00

Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML

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By Blueballzwill - 14/10/2022 02:00

Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML

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Fishy

By Cheated - 05/09/2023 22:00

Today, it’s my honeymoon. I waited patiently for a year and a half to have sex since I respected her “No sex before marriage” rule. However, my new wife has a new rule: “Sex is for procreation and I’m not ready to have children yet.” How much longer should I wait to make love to the one I love now? FML

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Not into it, sorry

By Foreverjerkingit - 11/09/2022 20:00

Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML

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Out of order

By HornyWife - 13/06/2020 02:02

Today, I'm on my honeymoon. My husband and I cannot consummate our marriage, because his penis has an open wound due to… vigorous masturbation. FML

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Not feeling it

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 02:01

Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML

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By Adam - 16/01/2017 08:00

Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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Being a parent 101

By Shavaughn Riley - 31/10/2020 23:03 - New Zealand - Kawerau

Today, my girlfriend and I started to be intimate after a run of dry spells. I was looking forward to this, until one of our kids came barging into our room and ruined the moment for the rest of the night. FML

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Love is…

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 18:00

Today, my wife has been angry since she walked in on me masturbating. In our hotel room. In NYC. That I booked for our anniversary. That she doesn’t want to leave. Or have sex in. FML

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Get it on, son

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was teasing my son about all the newlywed sex he must be having. He turned bright red and ended up admitting that because they stayed virgins until marriage they were too nervous to try on the wedding night, or on the honeymoon, or anytime since then. The wedding was 4 months ago. FML

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 7 January 2023 3:07

One word “annulment”…

poopface82 19

Saturday 7 January 2023 3:54

Uh, yeah, she’s frigid. She either will never have sex with you or will only do so if she thinks children will be a possibility. She probably either has a low sex drive or a lot of religious trauma, and the odds of being able to come back from this are slim.

Comments

gooder137 14

Saturday 7 January 2023 21:13

Speaking from experience, it gets better, but not much. Run, while you still can.

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 7 January 2023 23:17

Before you pull you must annul

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 7 January 2023 23:19

You’ve already wasted a year and a half of your life

Brightside86 30

Sunday 8 January 2023 2:20

Seems weird to me how many people on this site are married to people they barely know.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 January 2023 14:46

Haven't you been jerking it for the past year and a half anyways? You should be good at it by now.

lastjedi 3

Sunday 8 January 2023 23:33

get it annulled now before you are miserable the rest of your life and have a kid with her. she sounds bitter and frigid

Blobby McGee 5

Monday 9 January 2023 3:07

you probably don't want to hear it, but I'll say it anyways: she is getting it from somewhere else. You are the nice guy to settle with, but she is still getting stuffed by someone else. Private investigator, lawyer up, she belongs to the streets