Sex and Intimacy: Just… why?

Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Mattribute 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:11

Couldn't you have ignored it completely?

DutchRogue 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:11

Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on

Comments

LisaDay 14

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:29

i dont understand why some people even look at their phone during sex, even if its ringing. if its that boring, you should try new ways, not pay attention to your phone. anyone who calls during sexy time gets ignored til its done. my bfs mom has a sense when were intimate and always calls, so we just mute our phones and check them after.

AngelGoneWrong95 9

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:31

Ydi for not checking.

Futacy 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 5:13

Number 1, being observant is important when you're breaking the rules. Number 2, it's "my boyfriend and I." I pressed the YDI partly because of your grammar.

Axipiter 24

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:19

A ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?

Birabertil 3

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:52

Lol Americans. How does it feel living in a country with a catholic medieval view on teenage and premarital sex?

Futacy 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:29

Premarital sex? Literally no one cares, most kids now are born out of wedlock here. Teenage sex? Last month my dad bought me condoms. 'nuff said. But you definitely have a point. Most parents here don't want their kids having sex until they're 18, which I don't agree with. But I'm afraid you have been mislead about how people view premarital sex here. Very mislead.

I3PR4SON 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:46

Good on your dad, at least he's making sure you are safe.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:15

Most kids are born out of wedlock? I'm pretty sure that's far from true

Futacy 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:22

I don't mean most American adults. I mean a slight majority babies today (like 51 percent or something like that) are born out of wedlock.

dreamweaver1227 11

Tuesday 15 July 2014 9:55

I think what most people have problems with sex outside marriage thing is that they aren't being responsible, like getting pregnant young, 19 and under. It is also a mutual thing with your partner. It is their decision for it to either enhance their relationship or for it to be casual fun and let that be the only thing to it. I personally feel that it should enhance a relationship if you are being responsible.