Sex and Intimacy: Just… why?

Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 04:00 - United States

Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 272

Mattribute 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:11

Couldn't you have ignored it completely?

DutchRogue 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:11

Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on

Comments

creepyclowntown 10

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:14

if your were my daughter you wouldn't be able to post this and all fun will be removed from your life until I say so.YDI

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:19

She could be an adult living at home. In which case while I know some people have "under my roof" rules, you can't exactly remove an adult's phone and such.

DArthurVaderian 18

Tuesday 15 July 2014 9:03

You can if you're paying for it

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 15 July 2014 12:25

wouldnt an adult be paying for their own phone?

Googolman 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 20:08

75 - Not necessarily. A lot of young adults are still financially dependent on their parents.

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:14

And that is why we turn our phones off before we 'have fun.'

Tthug 34

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:55

Because it's much better when your parents walk in on you. If your parents wouldn't appreciate it, don't do it where they can find you/find out. Cause you're just asking to get caught.

1two3four5six 23

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:05

but what if OP's mom had been calling to say that they were coming home? then OP could have been walked in on.

airforce987 20

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:15

Even if you answered it, not realizing it was FaceTime, all she would have seen would be your ear.

JJ_86 22

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:25

She mentioned busted. Maybe she answered with earphones and probably didn't even realize until mom saw what's happening.

Amama_fml 30

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:37

Why would she be wearing earphones while getting it on with her boyfriend..?

The_4th_Doctor 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:18

How much trouble were you in? Maybe a follow-up?

Olliebob1619 13

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:24

YDI for picking up when you were having sex...

ihpp 22

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:24

I'm not sure if YDI or FYL or both.

JBChristian 47

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:04

Both. Does that help?

FroggerForReal 11

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:28

That's kinda a YDI. Always check first. I guess next time you'll be more careful

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:39

Always silent your phone or turn it off that's usually a rule of thumb

grgnyce 8

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:11

YDI for answering during sex. Sorry OP.

morpanda 9

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:18

YDI for having sex in the first place.. If your parents don't approve and you're under 18, it's basically your fault for not respectfully listening to what your mother tells you.. It's not the thing of getting caught, but doing it. Don't risk it next time.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:04

Maybe OP is respectful and doesn't want to do it whilst their parents are at home?

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:25

Maybe OP is over 18 and home from college for the summer too.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:23

I think he's saying she should abstain completely. But OP could well be over 18 anyway. Unless you think adults shouldn't have sex until their parents approve?