By akaka - 14/07/2014 13:38 - United States - Youngstown

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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akaka_fml tells us more.

akaka_fml 14

Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.

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cynicalsatireman 12

Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.

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cynicalsatireman 12

Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.

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fsxman1 11

You should have just winked and kept you cool ;)

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Rinat_fml 26

I can only imagine how confused he must have gotten :s

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reneetlovesyou 30

That is very conflicting, but I wonder if terror won out over lust. OP really needs to follow-up.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

And slowly back away, But WATCH OUT for that...brick wall...ouch!

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akaka_fml 14

I'm not quite sure what ur asking me?-op

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amisenho 11

It's the same emotion you feel when a guy tells you he doesn't want to date you, but he still wants to have occasional sex with you when he's alone, drunk, and bored.

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cynicalsatireman 12

You do realize these comments are humorous.

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weveallbeenthere 30

that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.

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SpicyDuck 22

There was no good way to say that OP, just laugh it off

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ihpp 22

id love to know what his response was.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

So you like his balls, but turned him down. How odd.

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spatula232 25

Well YDI for not thinking before you speak

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IJG2000 16

C'mon man, mercy. Tell me you've never spoken something you regret.

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theasian007 11

Yet you won't give him your number XD

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Noremac42 8

To the windows to the walls... You know the rest.

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Mauskau 35

I've got big balls, you've got big balls.

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horneyhic 15

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

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Defalt_fml 14

Of course you do! Who doesn't love balls?

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buckstop1 37

Something tells me you like Watch_Dogs

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Sebastian2022 22

Then girls ask why guys don't "get them" #MixedMessages

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