Keep cool

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm… Your house is on fire." FML
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Top comments

aintlifeapain 21

Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

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odamaliekh 26

Just wondering, did it burn all the way down, or was it more like a chimneyfire?

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ScaryGamer 6

Ouch. That is terrible. I hope not everything was destroyed.

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kpc2424 13

Almost beats: " now stay calm, your pants are on fire"

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brittyboo123 35

At least someone called you. Things would have gotten worse if you didn't even know.

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cmath_fml 19

Honestly, how can someone "deserve this"?

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catanita 18

So??? Was it a joke or was it real? If real hope it wasn't serious.

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Llama_Face89 33

"But it's a funny story!"

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