Home improvement and Noise: Keep it down

Keep it down

By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 134

You deserved it 3 371

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crazy005 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:00

That's AWESOME.

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:05

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 5:17

Sir, this is not a 'WIN" blog.

Kiidaver 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 10:00

This shouldn't belong here that's freaking awesome I say! JOIN IT!!!!

wolfgold2 20

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:37

Why is this an fml

Dashelle 25

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:20

Hopefully they don't come up and REALLY like a Bruce Lee movie?

StellaNox 16

Monday 28 April 2014 2:31

How is this an fml? GO JOIN IN! *haiiiiii-ya*

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 8 October 2014 10:34

How is him being below you an issue...above I can see a problem...unless a HIYA! keeps coming up...

Annies 17

Wednesday 11 August 2021 19:54

wouldn’t it be worse if it was *above* your apartment. but anyway yeah that sounds awesome.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML

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Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

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Today, I embarrassed myself and my husband at the wedding of one of his rich cousins by trying caviar for the first time, finding it unbearably disgusting, choking, spitting it out all over the table, and downing three glasses of water to stop myself coughing. Now they think I’m common as muck. FML

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Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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