Keep it down

By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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Castiell_fml 0

Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment

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bballsoccerrocks 7

How is that not fun?

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hannahcorrine 0

Which bruce lee movie?

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LunaDragon 10

Now the only thing that's missing is, if Chuck Norris was the sensi, then it'd be perfect.

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Souners 3

So when he talks, the words coming out don't match his lip movement.

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Sebastian_NG 17

At least the dojo didn't open in the apartment above you, now that must suck

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yourlifesfucked 0

Yeah where is the 'Your life is freaking amazing' button?

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Kolle 0

Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!

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SillyFart 7

I'd have a brown belt cause I'd be ******** myself over how awesome that is!! *slaps himself for bad shit pun*

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TheGreatAlexande 12

35- Okinawa is an island off the coast of the Japanese mainland and is still considered part of the country Japan.

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rohanmo 9

35 - im japanese, onikawa IS part of japan.

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mnmolino 14

Onikawa is where Mr.Miagui from the karate kid is from :3 (forgive my horrendous spelling)

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ihasbrains 10

Agreed. Okinawa is from Japan. Lots of sugar cane fields there.

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RedPillSucks 31

Wasn't Bruce Lee Chinese? So he would be doing something other than Karate? (Questions that I'm too lazy to google)

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Leftoverjello 6

Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.

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OriginalimoaN 15

I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...

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OriginalimoaN 15

^^not supposed to be there, but no clue how to delete it. kinda fail at this game...

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CommonSenseKarma 17

60 - You're Japanese and you can't spell Okinawa correctly? Shame.

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mnmolino 14

126-- Grow some eyes, I'm not Japanese. God, I'm Italian. Learn your ethnicities. Shame.

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Incogneterpeter 1

Really ninjas study ninjutsu and are extremely deadly

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Freeze_fml 16

You can finally jump around the house now.

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shireeniee 8

This is one of the FML's where I'd ask. "why is this an FML?"

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FreeDrinks 4

I see nothing wrong with this..

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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lmfao_shame 9

why is this even an FML?

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LezBiHonest 7

How is this an FML? ha that's pretty sweeeet...

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leogirl95 12

They call those things hospitals.

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iloveboyswittats 10

You should really do your research before commenting. A birthing center is nothing like a hospital

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leogirl95 12

Well, I was too lazy, sorry.

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babyfireball77 14

Im pretty sure he was referring to a recent FML

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Twigz666 18

Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.

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Gamaryn 0

I was gonna say, OP should take advantage of the free security lol

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