Keep it down
By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment
I think that would be pretty kickass.
Try and see if you can get free lessons
So when he talks, the words coming out don't match his lip movement.
At least the dojo didn't open in the apartment above you, now that must suck
Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!
I'd have a brown belt cause I'd be ******** myself over how awesome that is!! *slaps himself for bad shit pun*
35- ninjas rule you tart
35- Okinawa is an island off the coast of the Japanese mainland and is still considered part of the country Japan.
35 - im japanese, onikawa IS part of japan.
Onikawa is where Mr.Miagui from the karate kid is from :3 (forgive my horrendous spelling)
Agreed. Okinawa is from Japan. Lots of sugar cane fields there.
Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.
I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...
^^not supposed to be there, but no clue how to delete it. kinda fail at this game...
Like a boss
126-- Grow some eyes, I'm not Japanese. God, I'm Italian. Learn your ethnicities. Shame.
Really ninjas study ninjutsu and are extremely deadly
F you
You can finally jump around the house now.
This is one of the FML's where I'd ask. "why is this an FML?"
~Sticks tongue out~ WASSSSAAAAAABIIII?
Snort some wasabi. It's good...
I'm pretty sure it's "everybody was KUNG FU fighting." Just saying...
Whatever, g
at least it's not a birthing center...
Im pretty sure he was referring to a recent FML
Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.
I was gonna say, OP should take advantage of the free security lol
Lol agreed!
Well... enter the dragon.
Keywords
That's AWESOME.
Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.