Music, Neighbours and Noise: KEEP IT DOWN - FML

KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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Top comments

PurpleFrostingg 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:49

Join them

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:53

Play some blaring loud Miley Cyrus shit in return.

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Melisso 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:00

Hill billies don't live in apartments. They live in trailers. You fail.

nevinwhitis 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:55

You fail for bein stereotypical

Pebbles89 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:39

18 imposibru!!!

obamathellama 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:02

Bring them some DDR. Make it a party.

lexilope 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:05

How unfortunate considering it could possibly be one of the worst songs ever written.

_streets_ 19

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:38

Friday is the worst song ever written.

BooGhosted 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:56

Nothing wrong with the song just the godamn voice thy sings it.

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:42

I feel bad for her, she didn't even write the song and she gets a lot of crap for it. Also her voice was completely altered, even though they say they didn't change her voice, they did. Theres a video of her singing the anthem along with the piano and she actually has a good voice, no editing what so ever to it.

cinderellacat 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:06

Don't let them get a hold of Miley cyrus or they could literally raise the roof

codbloodedkill3r 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:16

Call the police for them creating racket and they will get fined and then their karaoke machine might get repossessed

wickedchula 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:19

lol hey hey at least you know the song they are playing

immortal628 20

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:20

Wait till they fall asleep (whenever the methamphetamines wear off) and find some entertaining way of returning the favor.

Saltime 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:21

Billy Ray Cyrus is your neighbor? Lucky!

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:21

If you like the song, sing along.

yousodi 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:30

Get on up there n break into the electric slide, cotton eye joe. Drink some moonshine, chase a critter, it could be fun lol

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