Sex, Relatable and Intimacy: Keep it down

Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Darin Greenwood - 22/07/2019 14:00

Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Guess who's back - 10/07/2022 10:00 - Australia - Homebush

Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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Warlemming 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:56

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:49

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

Comments

gintori 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:06

Aw well your kid is cute for trying to help you thinking you were in trouble:)

Burningwings 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:31

that's cute lol

Faleni 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:56

adorable kid!! next time think the situation through a bit better op

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 8 February 2011 13:34

Nothing wrong with having sex with a kid around as long as they're not likely to hurt themselves, but screaming when the kid's in the house? What a dick.

monnanon 13

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:58

you were silly for screaming OP but thats about it. Sex is normal after all and if your kid was sleeping whats the harm he probably woke up with you screaming andd thought you were hurt.

ocampnell 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:44

WTF Who has sex while their kid is running around?!? You could have at least let him go to a family or friend's to play at while you have fun. You should think about your son a little more :(

42billybob 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:53

That's a **** ton of sleepovers. Plus it turns sex into a schedule (second fastest way to suck the fun out of it). As far as "think of the children", yes i agree that could scare and confuse a child (not scar or traumatize). Then again children of that age are constantly scared and confused. You make sense of it for them, they learn, they grow... it's your job as a parent.