Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Warlemming 7

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

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Doortje 29

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

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homesickabortion 2

why the hell would you be screaming with your child in the house? dont you remember how traumatic it was when you walked in on your parent(s) having sex?

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MuchDance90s 0

most of you are extraordinarily naive. parents have sex. usually when their children are home. get over it. despite what you may have been told, your younger siblings were not delivered by a stork. seriously -- hire a babysitter? WTF. in a sexually active marriage, that would mean hiring a babysitter at least 3-4 times a week. how absurd. and "scarred for life". really? while it's not something that parents want their children to see (hence why OP shouldve locked a door), sex is natural. it's not the disgusting, commercially-saturated, shameful, fake and dirty act that American media and **** try to make you believe. so. to sum things up: - parents have sex - there is nothing wrong with sex - there is nothing wrong with parents having sex - installing a lock on your bedroom door is a good idea if you have children - most of you are clearly virgins

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mrjude 3

Hooray for the few reasonable people on here.

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shaytards_fml 9

ydi for having a baby from your boyfriend

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monicaaimee 0

aww poor kid. scarred for life. = Hopefully he'll forget everything he saw.

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RayeofSunshine 0

My parents never had the decency to have sex when I was asleep - they did it when they knew I was awake. I once walked in on my mom giving my dad oral sex...that is something I still cringe at. But what gets me more than that is the fact that my parents would have sex when my friends were over. Do you know how humiliated I was when my friend and I would realize what they were doing? This is stuff kids should NEVER know about their parents.

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nickflackafury 0

did he get you wet

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rockinroyalty 0

sweeter ur son is so cute!!! too sweet he is!

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GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

hahahaha now begins a long and socially awkward childhood!! also #152 win!

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Persephone1001 3

Maybe the door wasn't locked so that the kid can get in if there's an emergency. And seriously, "don't have sex when kids are around"? Those of you who think that's a practical idea are obviously not getting laid enough. That little boy is adorable, he's going to grow up to be a knight in shining armour for a very lucky lady.

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Cookie4U 0

A much more serious FML would be: Today, instaed if watching my young son I was ******* my boyfriend. while doing this my four year old son drank cleaning chemicals. Now we had to stop having sex to take him to the hospital. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

We're here to comment on the current FML, not to make new ones. If you would like to make new ones, by all means do so on the "submit a story" page.

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