Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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Warlemming 7

Am I the only one who thinks it's adorable that he wanted to protect his mom.

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Doortje 29

Ahh, both your men were shooting at you.

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aznmex21 3

ever hear of LOCKING YOUR DOOR??

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XXTandAlover76XX 0

how about locking the ******* door next time morons jeez how ******* long does it take to reach over as u enter the bedroom (BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL HOPE THAT'S WHERE U IDIOTS WERE ******* AT) and lock the damn door.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Uh, 1. Keep quiet while having sex with kids in the house. 2. Lock the bedroom door so he can't barg in while you are having sex. 3. If you can't lock it, find a way to make it hard for him to come in the room while you are doing it. YDI for being so loud. Control yourself next time.

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JaredT 3

You deserved it. What kind of responsible parent has sex with little kids in the house. O.o

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monnanon 13

Every parent. You are honestly going to pack you kid off everytime you want to do the deed. Wow.

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stoych 19

i have a four year old and have enough self control to NOT scream! its just wrong that your son can hear that, he will remember it in a few years and theres about a hundred grands worth of therapy right there. why dont you try having quiet sex with him in the house and if you cant dont ******* do it until hes not!

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WUTBM 1

What kind of responsible parent has sex with her 4 year old son in the house and starts screaming? Fix'd.

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BITEME10 0

thats hilarious and kinda cute; well at least ur kid was trying to protect you :)

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