Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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mpj13 8

Tell him to stop asking questions then

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alexup24 13

curiosity killed the cat, and the ******...

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jayejayejaye122 3

Tell him to raise his hand whenever he has another question

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BlvckScvle 2

Let him ask while still going down, best of both worlds.

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strawberrywine22 30

Be honest with him. Simply state that you would have a much better (and quicker) ****** if he stopped asking. Or you could start doing the same thing to him!

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HonestTruth 5

At least he is close, tell him to stop asking questions.

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pjmommy 9

just tell him the dos and donts and you'll be coming in no time

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BrysGirl27 14

He was just checking:) be a good sport about it

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phatdaddy62 23

Tell him to shut up and you'll moan to let him know you're there!

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brendazelada 10

Hold his head down lmao should work ;)

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spazticechidna 2

Then talk to him, I hate when girls complain about how bad their boyfriends/husband are in bed yet they don't even make an effort to show them how to make you happy. -.-

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Stardew 19

My boyfriend was like that when we first got together. After shushing him a few times he finally quit. Maybe try that. When he asks a question, say "Sh!" and push his head back down. If he's smart, he'll figure it out.

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Laurenlou 24

Or she could communicate with her partner and just tell him he doesn't need to ask, because she is almost there? Games like that aren't always a good thing, considering that OP is complaining about it.

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