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Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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All in the family

By jerry Jerry Jerry - 15/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

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By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 13:58

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Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

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By bioloss - 21/06/2021 08:01 - United States - New York

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Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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Small world

By ShouldICallYouDaddy - 30/04/2016 11:49 - United Kingdom - Grantham

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Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Ruff_fml 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 13:01

Incest: The game the whole family can play.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:42

incest.. ew

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DealsOnWheels 0

Friday 6 August 2010 1:02

HAha Alabama or West Virginia.. those of the two most inbred states in the country.. back off Texas all they have is steers and queers, not incestuous people (for those of you that could even spell that word).

gaga_fierce 0

Friday 6 August 2010 1:38

O_O

Lisimal 7

Friday 6 August 2010 3:51

I spy, with my little eye, a banjo involved.

nikkired 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:25

Do you have an Uncle Daddy ?

godsplaything 0

Friday 6 August 2010 4:28

incest is the best... relatively speaking

FukkenSarah 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:01

the same thing happened to me when i was in 5th grade

thetweak70 2

Friday 6 August 2010 5:34

ewww... are you your own grandpa?

hug_the_wall 0

Friday 6 August 2010 5:47

elanor roosevelt (sp) anyone?.. what none of you get my incest joke?? fine.

soccer_chickk 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:46

incest..delicious! xP gross

afg3 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:50

well if that's going to happen let's hopevits not her first cousin

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