By welted - 01/01/2010 05:21 - Canada

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Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
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NatzSwifey 0

For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

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gr8nothingness 0

at least ur still alive to tell us!

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NatzSwifey 0

For you to be engaged must mean that you are of a certain age, have you never come across strawberries before now?

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Cheetahman103 0

I know! I'm guessing this fake or she from a dif country or something.

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KayleeFrye 39

It is possible for food allergies to pop up later in life. My dad ate strawberries many times as a kid with no problems, but in his early twenties he started having an allergic reaction to them.

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Did you atleast put some whipped cream in her mouth?

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jf7609 0

ohh man, that really sucks. hope the boys are alright

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