Keeping it in the family!

By Franklin - 01/02/2018 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
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Glowworm56 26

I feel like in OP's situation, the DNA test stands for "Do Not Ask!"

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chessu 21

Were none of these people aware of you taking the test? Your grandma, mum and dad/uncle? How would they even let it go this far! Sucks to be your 'dad' though! I'd love a follow up.

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Thundernutz 15

Well at least something runs in your family lol

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star71075 12

I call BS on this, because to get the results OP claims, every one of his male relatives would have had to have taken the DNA test. I can understand the unknowing "Dad" and "Grandpa," but the uncle would have known what the results would be. Why would he agree to the test? Also, Op's "Dad" would still be his half-uncle, unless as another poster stated, his "Dad" is adopted.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Are you you're own grandpa? Look up the stupids

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onceuponatime456 16

Is your last name Palin, by chance?

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sarsuela 29

F your dad's life for not having a father and not having a child.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like you've got a few nuts in your family tree.

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Dominion10 4

I call bull. Ancestry does not test paternity. I've also had one done.

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bankingbaker 15

had to draw a family tree for this one LOL

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