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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lawndale

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?

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Bullpine 11

Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.

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CyborgBanana 12

... or, you know, have some common ******* sense and instantly realise her brother speak's bullshit.

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rs89 20

Haven't you heard? Apparently, calories stick to the gums and then you wonder how did you gain that extra pound...

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ashley22skinner 7

It's so sad, but it goes to show you girls are so self conscious of their weight. They take it to extremes, even if it's unrealistic. It's totally mental.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Somebody tell her mouthwash has calories too. She'll probably believe it!

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mintcar 9

Tell her that poor dental hygiene is the least of her problems. If she doesn't start brushing well, no guy would want her. And as a teenage girl in school , that seems to be a bit more devastating.

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Sitaaboo 6

Teenagers and weight gain. It's those magazines. They read them and forget how god damn beautiful they really are.

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momoslife 3

At least she isn't being subjected to the multitude of harmful and deadly chemicals in it!

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FireFlie07 20

Might want to re-teach her a few things

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