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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lawndale

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?

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Bullpine 11

Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.

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OhYeahItsDannie 0

Show her some pictures of disgusting teeth and let her decide what she wants to do.

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reckless_blonde 5

That's kinda pathetic..

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SanityIsOverated 3

Op, your son is an amazing troll. Either that or your daughter isn't the brightest...

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Fmlsea 28

I think you need to invest in a better school for your daughter .

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Racky_fml 14

Well, she's trying to stay slim to impress guys right? Wouldn't they be scared away by her breath?

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sillyyanks 24

FYL for being a ridiculous parent and raising your daughter to be so naieve!!

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sprinklez96 2

There's no medical need for toothpaste it just gives you fresh breathe

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juliee_xd 3

LMAO XD That made me laugh a lot

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CrysisAverted 5

Well then don't let her know its made out of whale....

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JoeCool6972 1

Did you smack her in the back of the head hard and call her a dumbass? That's what she deserves!

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