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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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Top comments

melonrind 8

And this is how not to do it!

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leogirl95 12

I think they did find the bite zone.

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rogueokami 11

Been there, done that

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brianfantana32 10

The dog knows!

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zaza_x_fml 5

Gosh, irony is such a bitch at times. And so was that dog..(let's just pretend that the dog was actually female for this awful joke's sake).

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desireev 17

People normally complain about the first comment being short and one-worded just so they could get the first comment.. Geez. Can't make people happy these days..

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ICATiger 13

Haha it would be funnier if OP had said bite me the another enployee...

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Snafuusmc 12

Uh oh look out! No but you should be more careful.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

The OP thanks you for the advice...several hours later.

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bgut159 1

The dog even wanted you to look like a dumbass.

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