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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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melonrind 8

And this is how not to do it!

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leogirl95 12

I think they did find the bite zone.

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uprising_fml 0

dogs can be fast and unpredictable, so I imagine it is sometimes hard to stay out of their 'bite zone' . sorry op.

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ILEIKGURLS 0

The dog was probably just annoyed by your grooming. Remember, up, down, side, side!

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SecretMe00 5

Idk why people are thumbing you down #1... I think you made a good point.

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FortuneCookie3 1

That was the managers dog, and she has trained it to bite someone when she says bite zone..

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mcrluverchick 9

Sorry man, that bites:/ literally

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bookwormxo 0

Sounds like Petsmart! They lecture people at my work all the time about that. It's ridiculous.

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Margemander 4

If they could figure that out, they probably wouldn't need live human groomers anymore. That would make them happy.

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