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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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Top comments

melonrind 8

And this is how not to do it!

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leogirl95 12

I think they did find the bite zone.

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You_Need_Soap 6

I have the same occupation as OP. I always get a devilish chuckle inside when jackass receptionists want to come baby-talk and get in the face of the savage shih tzu who is a known biter. No matter how many times they're warned, they never understand why we say "ask before touching!" Its like "no touch, no talk, no eye contact!" thanks Cesar!

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AdolfShitler 0

Damn you were in the bite zone and the dog made you his bitch! Gotta stay outta the bite zone man!

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avdkemp 6

I farted I'm the middle of class and I'm the teacher!FML

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Crystal55621 19

Wrong, I think #1 was talking about the OP not finding the safe zone. If there is a bite zone wouldn't there be another zone that you are supposed to be in?

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Grauncho 27

You work at PetSmart.

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