Kidblocked

By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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zandalee 19

Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children? Do you still romance her? When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

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BellaMarta 19

Cockblocked by the spawn of your ****.

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grumpynomas 1

So I'm not the only woman to do this! Hahaha

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phatdaddy62 23

My ex did it for years, til she became my ex!

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SexyBabb13 3

Chris? Is that you? My friend is going thru the same thing right now... I don't agree with using a kid for saying no... in my opinion she's probably getting some somewhere else...

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phatdaddy62 23

That's why you need a girlfriend. Just Sayin'

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Brilliant66star 17

Think: does this justify you getting your needs met elsewhere? I certainly think so...

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tiberius1 1

time to trade this wife in for a newer model.

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3Aboodii 16

well then seeking your needs else where is totally justified she just gave you a hall pass, Hint: "barely Legal"

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interesting33 36

I would not recommend cheating, just talk to her?

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skyeyez9 24

Helping with childrearing and mundane housework is one of the biggest turn ons for wives. It shows you appreciate us and want to help. Therefore you will get alot more sex. If you don't lift a finger around the house, I suspect this to be why you aren't getting any.

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