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By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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zandalee 19

Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children? Do you still romance her? When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

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theonlysweetpea 10

I like the way everyone is assuming OP is some dirtbag husband who lays around all day drinking beer

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thew_fml 14

most of you are presuming that this is somehow the OP's fault. You also presume she does the major share of he child rearing and he does;t help out enough. also presume he has not tried being romantic. None of those things are necessarily true. sometime people stop being sexually attracted to their partner. it happens. having a kid is like putting the lid on the boiling pot of your life's problems, it intensifies them. you need to talk to her openly, OP. ask her why she doesn't want to have sex anymore. if she says she just doesn't feel that way about you, decide if you can live that way for the rest of your life, because there is little guarantee it will ever change back. If not (and you do not have to) its time to change the rules. either have an open relationship, or split up. i'm a single father, raising a child on my own because of a similar situation. while it's very difficult it is better for me, and for the child, than living in a loveless home

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skyeyez9 24

Caring for Toddlers is exhausting. Especially if they are raising one who is very active and running/climbing and going 100mph all day. At the end of the day, the last thing a woman wants is sex after dealing with a wild toddler.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I thought this comment was interesting, cause I'm a mom and after a tiring day with a toddler I WANT sex.. Only my husband doesn't give it up cause HE is the one tired. Ironic. LoL

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dmac843 2

Any woman who would use her own child as a pawn against its father doesn't deserve to be a mother or wife. Dump her and take the kid before she screws him up even more.

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totheforest84 4

maybe you should explain to her that as a man if you don't have your most primal needs as a man met you will be unfulfilled in your relationship and that you don't want resentment to build.

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daybar12 8

bribe him with candy for every night he sleeps in his own bed. make sure you tell him to keep secret ;)

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letmehavemytea 21

Even if your kid stops sleeping in the same bed, your wife probably still won't let you do anything....sighh poor OP. Maybe you should talk to her and find out what her problem is?

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EpicFail1520 16

Turn your head, son..

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noisebox 1

Not good, check to see if there's another guy givin' it or else you should get something on the side, PS: any good wife knows it's her duty to satisfy her husband's need for the wild thing..

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