Kidblocked

By Anonymous - 03/07/2012 23:50 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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zandalee 19

Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children? Do you still romance her? When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

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NeedSomeLogic 7

Tell her you'll cook for now on.

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jesspie 8

The bedroom isn't the only place... A co-sleeping child doesn't have to interfere, in fact most co-sleeping parents I know have better sex lives as they have to be slightly inventive. Hope you work it out OP.

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retrorewind 13

i see some callused hands in your future

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unknown_user5566 26

I agree the kid is acting as a cockblock to an extent, but maybe you need to step up your game anyways. Visit Fascinations or another similar sex-toy store, and let us know how it goes. Sometimes the wife needs a little excitement. ;)

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mrtjawesome 14

cockblocking tool #1: child.

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br0ccoli 14

When the wife's not in the mood, you always have your hand. It'll be like your single days, sans the fun.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Time to make the kid sleep in his own damn room. If that doesn't work, time to find a new wife.

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